Se den nu
(Kys det nu)

Jeg gik og tro'de at min hjemmesid'
ville blive en succés
men der er overhoved't ingen bid
bortset fra botter

for min side den er meget flot
det må alle da ku' se
der er billeder og andet godt
men ingen gæster

Se den nu den satans sid'
besøg den før den ryger ned igen
åh ja
og brug den nu den korte tid
det ta'r at se den - så er du en ven
åh ja...

Hvis ingen ser min hjemmesid'
bli'r den pillet ned og smidt
(kun i løbet af en times tid)
på lukket d k

Så hvis du har en side selv
husk at plej' den rigtigt godt
for hvis siden bliver slå't ihjel
bliver den lukket

Se den nu den satans sid'
besøg den før den ryger ned igen
åh ja
og brug den nu den korte tid
det ta'r at se den - så er du en ven
åh ja...

Så se den nu den satans sid'
besøg den før den ryger ned igen
åh ja
og brug den nu den korte tid
det ta'r at se den - så er du en ven
åh ja...

Se min hemsida nu
(Deirdre's samba)

på min hemsida man hittar
alltid vad det är man söker
om man letar efter låter
eller parodi på bökar

så om du har lust att skratta
är du hamnat på rät ställe
det är konstigt ja visst
annars var det allt för trist

se min hemsida nu
aj aj aj aj
den er kul
den er kul
har du nätt och dator
så kolla min hemsida
har du nätt och dator
så kolla min hemsida

på min sida kan du rösta
på de mest olika saker
du får svara på det mesta
även om du inte vågar

om det sker att du blir ledsen
har jag här den rätta kuren
ta till lukket d k
här finns nog att titta på

se min hemsida nu ...

Tyvärr är det alldeles
blott på dansk och lite engelsk
finns det ting som inte fattas
skall du inte alls bli panisk

det kan ske för själv den bästa
även dom som talar dansk
och trots allt va som sker
finns det folk som inte ler

se min hemsida nu ...

Send me a mail today
(Lay all your love on me *)

I didn't chat much until we met
Now every second I get is wasted on the net
My hands are soaring, it isn't nice
They hurt from using all those PC mice
I went away from chat
it made me truly sad
And R-L sucks, it really sucks
I beg of you.....

Don't let R-L make me normal
Send me a mail today

Sign my guestbook
(Money, money, money)

I have a homepage on the net
but no response is all I get
ain't that sad?

I want to know what people think
Now is it cool or does it stink?
is it bad?

I won't go through another day
without knowing what people say
I have a guestbook; oh it's swell
but now I feel I ought to tell:

Sign my guestbook honey - make it funny
don't you let me down
Sign my guestbook baby - or I maybe
just begin to frown

ah ah ahhaaaaa

Baby gimme response
If you sign my little guestbook
I'll be glad at once!

Slikket så sødt
(Puff the magic dragon *)

Øv, hvor kan man glemme
slikket så sødt
jeg sidder på min flade røv
og drømmer om no'd blødt....

FreaKaZoiD har skrevet teksten

SMS
(SOS)

I tried to call your phone, but you were on the line
And I felt all alone, cold shivers down my spine
Whatever happened to contact, I wish I understood
It used to be intact, it used to be so good

I wonder darling when you buy a phone with SMS
So I can send you mails that you can read with SMS
Buy a phone - buy a cellular phone with display
Buy a phone - then I write you a message today!


I try to send you mails, but rocketmail is down
I don't know why it fails; I'm sitting with a frown
Whatever happened to the net; I wish I understood
It used to be så fast, it used to be so good

I wonder darling when you buy a phone with SMS
So I can send you mails that you can read with SMS
Buy a phone - buy a cellular phone with display
Buy a phone - then I write you a message today!

I wrote a postal card and put it in the mail
your mailman was no smart; he just sent back the mail
whatever happened to his eyes, I wish I understood
They used to be so nice, they used to be so good

I wonder darling when you buy a phone with SMS
So I can send you mails that you can read with SMS
Buy a phone - buy a cellular phone with display
Buy a phone - then I write you a message today!

Someone broke the cables
(California Dreaming)

All my net is down and guess what they say:
it will not be up until Wednesday
if I can't get online, my life's fading away
someone broke the cables when digging in the clay

Now I have to go to the Netcafé
I would not be there, if I had my way
but the owner likes to see me; he knows I'm gonna pay
someone broke the cables when digging in the clay

All my net is down and guess what they say:
it will not be up until Wednesday
if I had a modem I'd be surfing today
someone broke the cables when digging in the clay

skrevet på baggrund af hændelserne, der fra den 24.-29. november 2000 afskar Nordjysk Kollegium (heriblandt forfatterens søster) fra internet.

Strangers in the night
(Strangers in the night *)

Strangers in the night exchanging addy's
Strangers in the night chatting with strangers
Strangers in the night without a real life

We all chat tonight
On this old chatroom
We will chat all through the night
And if we stop
it might just make us all so sad
And it would be bad
we would all miss Venus chat
and life would be a sadd'ning feeling

.. du bi du bi doooo osv....

Stuck on a homepage
(Stuck in a moment you can't get out off)

World wide web is cool, but if you are a fool
you go to far when trying to make your users drool
JavaScript and Flash may seem rather fresh
they add a certain trendy look and make your PC crash

A search for MP3s
may cause a system freeze
you can't avoid it - you won't enjoy it
it's bound to happen to your PC

You clicked a banner link so rotten
now you're stuck on a homepage and now you can't get out of it
can't even press the "go back" button now you're stuck on a homepage
and you can't get out of it

Web page makers who want a grip on you
to get your full attention will do this thing: (it's true)
Windows just pop up and don't appear to stop
The task of closing them again is someone else's job

You knew you would regret
the moment you clicked "get"
You can not avoid it - you won't enjoy it
it's bound to happen on the i-net

Explorer froze all of a sudden
now you're stuck on a homepage and now you can't get out of it
can't even press the "go back" button
now you're stuck on a homepage that you can not leave

Your browser goes black - you try to click "back"
control alt delete - control alt delete once more
You curse and you swear - you watch ScanDisk repair
it's sad - it's bad, just because you

you tried a link that you had gotten
now you're stuck on a homepage and you can't get out again
can't even press the "go back" button
you are stuck on a homepage and you can't get out

You searched the song with Napster
You seeked on InfoSeek
You even tried at Lycos
it gave you no results

no matter what you searh for
no matter what you do
no matter where you're looking
you find that bloody page
It's just a homepage
not worth your time

ja... for at undgå misforståelser, vil jeg da lige gøre det klart, at jeg har et ganske legalt eksemplar af U2's "All that you can't leave behind", hvorfra den originale sang er hentet. Det er forresten en god idé at ad-libbe lidt, men det gør Bono også, så bliv ikke flov.

Surfing World Wide Web
(Surfing USA)

When I turn on my PC
I'm already set
All my web surfin's easy
using cable net

And it goes without sayin'
I like my cable rep
now you know that I'm surfin'
surfing World Wide Web

(kor ad lib "online online World Wide Web")

All my web surfing started
back in '94
just before Netscape darted
into browser war

I was formerly using
Mosaic and Lynx
'cause I always been surfing
surfing World Wide Links

 

In the beginning there were not
spam mail messages
and there wasn't a whole lot
of private homepages

ev'rybody now has one
including Johnny Depp
but I think it is still fun
surfing World Wide Web

 

In the old days web searching
could be such a pain
'cause the big Yahoo listing
had not own domain

nowadays you are searching
in a single step
it's location bar surfing
surfing World Wide Web

 

Now I work by computer
I don't feel the rain
I'm no longer commuter
in a noisy train

Except when I'm sleeping
or having sex with Deb
all my time is spent surfing
surfing World Wide Web

 

I met Deb in a chatroom
on Yahoo dot com
she wants me as her groom
and not just a chum

and whenever mom asks me:
"Will you marry deb?"
I say "Yes if it could be
on the World Wide Web"

 

Now my song has to finish
'cause I found a site
though it's written in Spanish
Babelfish is bright

I'm not one of those guys who
likes to play with grep
'cause I always was meant to
surf the World Wide Web