på min hemsida man hittar
alltid vad det är man söker
om man letar efter låter
eller parodi på bökar
så om du har lust att skratta
är du hamnat på rät ställe
det är konstigt ja visst
annars var det allt för trist
se min hemsida nu
aj aj aj aj
den er kul
den er kul
har du nätt och dator
så kolla min hemsida
har du nätt och dator
så kolla min hemsida
på min sida kan du rösta
på de mest olika saker
du får svara på det mesta
även om du inte vågar
om det sker att du blir ledsen
har jag här den rätta kuren
ta till lukket d k
här finns nog att titta på
se min hemsida nu ...
Tyvärr är det alldeles
blott på dansk och lite engelsk
finns det ting som inte fattas
skall du inte alls bli panisk
det kan ske för själv den bästa
även dom som talar dansk
och trots allt va som sker
finns det folk som inte ler
se min hemsida nu ...
I didn't chat much until we met
Now every second I get is wasted on the net
My hands are soaring, it isn't nice
They hurt from using all those PC mice
I went away from chat
it made me truly sad
And R-L sucks, it really sucks
I beg of you.....
Don't let R-L make me normal
Send me a mail today
I have a homepage on the net
but no response is all I get
ain't that sad?
I want to know what people think
Now is it cool or does it stink?
is it bad?
I won't go through another day
without knowing what people say
I have a guestbook; oh it's swell
but now I feel I ought to tell:
Sign my guestbook honey - make it funny
don't you let me down
Sign my guestbook baby - or I maybe
just begin to frown
ah ah ahhaaaaa
Baby gimme response
If you sign my little guestbook
I'll be glad at once!
I tried to call your phone, but you were on the line
And I felt all alone, cold shivers down my spine
Whatever happened to contact, I wish I understood
It used to be intact, it used to be so good
I wonder darling when you buy a phone with SMS
So I can send you mails that you can read with SMS
Buy a phone - buy a cellular phone with display
Buy a phone - then I write you a message today!
I try to send you mails, but rocketmail is down
I don't know why it fails; I'm sitting with a frown
Whatever happened to the net; I wish I understood
It used to be så fast, it used to be so good
I wonder darling when you buy a phone with SMS
So I can send you mails that you can read with SMS
Buy a phone - buy a cellular phone with display
Buy a phone - then I write you a message today!
I wrote a postal card and put it in the mail
your mailman was no smart; he just sent back the mail
whatever happened to his eyes, I wish I understood
They used to be so nice, they used to be so good
I wonder darling when you buy a phone with SMS
So I can send you mails that you can read with SMS
Buy a phone - buy a cellular phone with display
Buy a phone - then I write you a message today!
Strangers in the night exchanging addy's
Strangers in the night chatting with strangers
Strangers in the night without a real life
We all chat tonight
On this old chatroom
We will chat all through the night
And if we stop
it might just make us all so sad
And it would be bad
we would all miss Venus chat
and life would be a sadd'ning feeling
.. du bi du bi doooo osv....
World wide web is cool, but if you are a fool
you go to far when trying to make your users drool
JavaScript and Flash may seem rather fresh
they add a certain trendy look and make your PC crash
A search for MP3s
may cause a system freeze
you can't avoid it - you won't enjoy it
it's bound to happen to your PC
You clicked a banner link so rotten
now you're stuck on a homepage and now you can't get out of it
can't even press the "go back" button now you're stuck
on a homepage
and you can't get out of it
Web page makers who want a grip on you
to get your full attention will do this thing: (it's true)
Windows just pop up and don't appear to stop
The task of closing them again is someone else's job
You knew you would regret
the moment you clicked "get"
You can not avoid it - you won't enjoy it
it's bound to happen on the i-net
Explorer froze all of a sudden
now you're stuck on a homepage and now you can't get out of it
can't even press the "go back" button
now you're stuck on a homepage that you can not leave
Your browser goes black - you try to click "back"
control alt delete - control alt delete once more
You curse and you swear - you watch ScanDisk repair
it's sad - it's bad, just because you
you tried a link that you had gotten
now you're stuck on a homepage and you can't get out again
can't even press the "go back" button
you are stuck on a homepage and you can't get out
You searched the song with Napster
You seeked on InfoSeek
You even tried at Lycos
it gave you no results
no matter what you searh for
no matter what you do
no matter where you're looking
you find that bloody page
It's just a homepage
not worth your time
ja... for at undgå misforståelser, vil jeg da lige gøre det klart, at jeg har et ganske legalt eksemplar af U2's "All that you can't leave behind", hvorfra den originale sang er hentet. Det er forresten en god idé at ad-libbe lidt, men det gør Bono også, så bliv ikke flov.